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Sheryl Crow se uključila u borbu protiv globalnog zagrevanja, tako što obilazi Ameriku i propoveda. Evo jedne genijalne ideje:

"I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required."

Kakve veze očuvanje šuma ima sa globalnim zagrevanjem, nije rekla. Ne znam ni kako bi se to sprovodilo. Čak ni u Britaniji, koja ima 5 miliona instaliranih kamera za nadgledanje građana, to ne bi funkcionisalo. Možda da se uvede posebna toalet policija, koja bi, kada za to postoji osnovana sumnja, mogla da upada u toalete i kontroliše potrošnju papira.

Iskreno, kada vidim kakve sve gluposti pričaju američki celebrities, shvatim da naši nisu uopšte loši.